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connorkawaii:

garrett in thief trailers: I am a badass master thief motherfucker I can unlock any door at any time NOTHING IS SAFE FROM ME WHEN I WANT SOMETHING I ALWAYS GET IT WHATS YOURS IS MINE I NEVER PAY FOR ANYTHING IVE BEEN A GHOST MY WHOLE LIFE ONE TIME I KILLED SOMEONE OVER A BRACELET
garrett in the game: i have a pet magpie that i like to talk to when im lonely lol :-) sometimes at night i like to listen to the ticking of the clock tower till I fall asleep lol :-) ‘baranoid’ haha punny! also i collect forks

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defaithgaa:

[x]

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proletarianprincess:

how to get people into communism: there will be no adverts ever. never again will you need to see a car advert where youre not even sure what the fuck theyre advertising till they say “buy a toyota you fuck” because youve spent the last 3 minutes watching some surreal garbage with dark lighting and eerie music

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"I hope you’ll utilize my services again!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"That’s what’s so great about you.”

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nemurerubijo:

oikawa being casual about making out and kageyama doing that face they do

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tamorapierce:

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

Don’t forget that most of them are written by white guys who died before 1900. (Bitter much about the DWG?  Oh, a tad.)

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klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

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izumou:

Free! :: Momotaro Mikoshiba
(insp.)
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yolownly:

ekimsal:

yolownly:

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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Kuroshitsuji / Twitter Posts via Yana Toboso / Sebastian Michaelis

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Reblog if you are a Dragon Age fanfic writer or reader who can’t stop using swears from Thedas in real life!